Pissing off the GOP one line at a time

I recently came across “Addicting Info: The Knowledge you Crave,” and despite the fact that don’t have a RSS feed (come on people, who doesn’t have an RSS feed? How do you expect me to know when there is something interesting to read?) I have found myself checking in every now and again.

This evening I was amused by their “100 Things You Can Do to Irritate a Republican.” I’ve never been a fan of the GOP, but they are pissing me off more this year than at any other I can recall in my lifetime. With their war on women (and yes, it is a war; they want to keep women captive by preventing us from having any right to healthcare, any independence, any freedom–any sort of life at all), their blatant attacks on the elderly and the poor, their war mentality, and the list goes on and on.

I’m at the point where I don’t even want to hear what a Republican has to say. I loathe everything they stand for, and I think they are evil. How else can one explain the passage of the AZ law that allows a doc not to inform a pregnant woman about potential dangers to her health so as to protect the mass of cells that might kill her?

At any rate, I was planning to share my favorites from the list, so here they are. I’ve limited myself to 30, and it wasn’t easy to do:

  1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
  2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
  3. Hate is not a Christian virtue.
  4. Jesus was a liberal.
  5. Jesus was a Jew, not a Christian
  6. Republicans only care about children BEFORE they are born
  7. Republicans think rape isn’t a crime, but miscarriages are.
  8. Republicans that oppose gay marriage are most likely in the closet themselves.
  9. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
  10. Sarah Palin is an idiot.
  11. The Republican Party began as a liberal party.
  12. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
  13. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned.
  14. G.O.P also stands for Gross Old Perverts.
  15. The Presidents’ full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States of America.
  16. Sharia law doesn’t exist in America.
  17.  Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.
  18. Women control their own bodies.
  19. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.
  20. The donkey shouldn’t be the Democratic mascot because Republicans are the real jackasses.
  21. The Oval Office is NOT a “whites only” office.
  22. America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies.
  23. The white race isn’t disappearing, it’s evolving.
  24. God is a particle
  25. Evolution is real.
  26. The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000.
  27. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves
  28. Glenn Beck is a nut-job.
  29. Republicans: Paranoid since 1932.
  30. Republicans hate communism, so why do they refer to themselves as red states?

Which ones would you choose?

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